1
Bad
Coffee, Long Nights, and James Brown
July 17th, 1978
Detroit, Michigan
Don’t
matter how long you’ve been with the department…you never get used to dredging
bodies up from the river. Especially when they’re kids. It was 1978; Ray London
was a junior detective with the Detroit Metropolitan Police Department back
then. Michigan was a violent place, the Murder Mitten, the home of Mo-Town, the
Motor City, and drive-bys.
In a
sense, by this point in his career, Ray had been hardened a bit; such is the
nature of the beast. While it never became any easier he had grown accustomed
to seeing death. People gunned down over disputes in their driveways, the
murdered convenience store clerk who just happened to working the unlucky
shift, the medical technician shot over drugs in the back of the ambulance, the
drunken husband who pushed his wife just a little too hard, he’d seen it all,
everything the gritty city had to offer.
But
not this…
Jesus
Christ, nothing like this yet…
She
was young, late teens, Hispanic descent; at least…that’s what Ray assumed anyway. It was truly hard to
tell. Decomposition and gas buildup from her riverbed burial had caused her
features to become pallid and unrecognizable. The smell was almost unbearable,
like being trapped at the bottom of an outhouse while the gizzards of month old
Mackerel were being dumped down upon you by the metric ton.
Did
I mention the outhouse was in full use?
Death
had an awful odor to it. One that most couldn’t handle.
On
his way over to the crime scene he’d seen two officers standing in the lot by
their patrol car, retching their morning pastries and coffees into the dirt.
He’d
been that guy once.
But
today he was this guy.
“How
long?”
His
partner, Radley “Red” Christen, sighed deeply, “since last night.”
Ray
nodded. His wavy blonde hair bobbed but naturally his neatly parted locks
stayed in place. Some of the people at the department called him “Paige Boy”,
still, he liked the haircut. “What’d she have to say?”
Red
shrugged. “She just packed up and left. Didn’t say shit.”
That
was them.
Standing
over the bloated corpse of teenage girl and they were talking about Red’s
marriage.
“Just
give it time man.”
Red
shook his head and shoved his gorilla sized hands into the pockets of his
pinstriped blue trousers. The man loved the color blue, everything from his
eyes down to his shoes were blue.
Except
for his name…which was in direct contrast…
Weird
that…
He
pulled the blue Fedora off his head and wiped the July heat from his sweating
brow. His jet black hair was matted down against the top of his skull. The heat
made the girl’s stench all the more excruciating. Sad he was so calloused that
even at a time like this he was thinking of himself and his selfish olfactory
senses.
They
didn’t know.
Neither
one of them knew the Motor City was about to be rocked by a vicious serial
killer.
How
could they have known?
How
could they have fathomed the sociopath already had another poor young girl
chained in a Motel on 8 Mile fifteen miles from the river bank where they stood
now? It’s simple, mathematical; the killer had already run the numbers.
They
couldn’t.
So
in that July heat, that late afternoon in 1978, two very competent but clueless
detectives pondered over the death of the girl that lay at their feet.
“Do
we have a name?”
The
coroner was jotting something down on a piece of paper next to the body. He
wore a mask over his face as he poked and prodded the victim with his blue
rubber gloved hands. “Angelique Martíz. Sophomore. My guess is around fifteen
to sixteen years old. Found her backpack over there by some brush. Had this in
it.” He tossed a bracelet to them and diverted his gaze from the officers to a
thicket of brambles further downstream and pointed. On the ground was a heavily
used and dreadfully soiled blue and yellow backpack, next to a yellow number
“3” marking it as evidence on the ground.
Red
caught the homemade bracelet and looked at it briefly before his lip curled in
a dreadful expression. He held it out, in black and white beads was embroidered
“Angelique Martíz”.
“Thanks
Tony.”
Tony
nodded and went back to work. Ray and Red walked over to the backpack and Ray
bent down to examine it. He opened it up, a couple of books, some homework,
some loose papers.
There
were pens. There were pencils.
There
were even erasers.
But
there was unfortunately no motive.
“I’ll
never understand some sickos.” Muttered Red shaking his mountain of a head. He
turned his gaze back to the corpse lying on the ground. Ray’s eyes were fixated
on something else altogether.
“Hey,
what’s that?” Called Ray pointing into the thicket of brush. There was a cube
shaped object, half covered by ferns and muck, with a cord running from the top
of it. “Looks like a tape player.”
“Might’ve
been the girl’s?”
That’s
what Ray was thinking. Carefully avoiding falling into the river he traversed
the slope down into the brambles and retrieved his prize. A Sony cassette
player with a wooden panel finish. One of the nice ones.
One
of the expensive ones.
Perhaps
it was bigoted of Ray but he didn’t see the teenage Hispanic girl having an
extra hundred bucks lying around just to listen to her tapes on the go. As he
picked it up a pair of headphones came dredging up from the water behind him.
There was a note taped to them.
Ray
reeled the cord in and called over to Red, “Hey! I got something down here!”
The note was wrapped in a plastic bag, it had clearly been the intention of
whoever left it behind to make it more difficult to find. Scrawled in barely
legible, crude black ink was “To Whom It
May Concern…”
What the hell does that mean?
Thought Ray as Red moved down the bank to join his partner. The slope and the
man’s freakishly long legs made the journey more perilous than Ray’s, not to
mention he wouldn’t want to soil his pretty blue suit in the murky waters of
the Detroit River. “Whatcha got?”
Ray
held the headphones out, handwriting up to his partner who took it from him. He
read the note intently with his steely gaze, absorbing it, Red could be
extraordinarily serious when need be. He however chose to exercise his sense of
joviality instead. “I guess that’s us. Think it’s a number one single?”
Ray’s
tone was much grimmer than his partners.
“Let’s
just hope this guy’s a one hit wonder…”
The
tape was terrifying.
Two
of the rookies had to step away from the car because it made them sick.
The
same ones who threw up at the sight of the corpse.
But
Ray couldn’t blame them for either shortcoming. The contents of the cassette
were deeply disturbing. The voice of who they assumed was Angelique Martíz was
prevalent. She screamed for help, her audible sobs of anguish and futility tore
into Ray’s chest as if he were being sliced apart on an operating table.
Without
anesthesia…
Yeah…it
hurt…
There
was the sound of a drill. More panic. The terrible sound of cracking bones. It
was awful.
But
there was another sound too. It sounded like classical music. Bach? Beethoven
perhaps? He wasn’t sure. He could decipher that twisted aspect later. For now
he listened to the sound of a frightened teenage girl.
“Why?” The
horrified voice of Angelique was cracking. The irony of tears is how wet they
left the face but dry they rendered the throat. Through choking gasps she
continued, “Why are you doing this to
me!? I don’t even know you…please…ple-e-a-se…” The last word was drawn out.
More
screaming.
More
crying. More begging.
Red
hit stop.
The
two men sat in silence in the front seat of the patrol car for a minute, trying
to make sense of what they had just heard. Ray’s head was spinning. She didn’t
know her kidnapper, he made a cassette tape of her murder, and he had neatly
packaged it up for the officer’s to find. It was a game to whoever did this.
“This
is bad Ray.”
“I
know Red.”
The
two men drove off in silence.
They
moved from neighborhood to neighborhood, making sure to check both the nice
sides of town with crooked but rich bankers and the not so desirable pieces of
real estate laden with angry gangbangers and fat prostitutes. Their search
eventually turned up what they were looking for. A young Hispanic girl,
probably about thirteen years old who spoke very little English, took a long
stern look at the photograph, and proceeded to take them back to her
less-than-cheery-to-speak-to-the-cops parents.
From
there it was easy to trace Angelique’s home address. When they pulled up Ray
was somewhat relieved to see his initial assumption was correct. This place was
far removed from a paradise, almost Orwellian even. The grass was brown, dead and
crispy. A rusty chain link fence bent every which way ran the property line.
Some sections had peeled away and hung menacingly over the sidewalk. The walkway
leading up to the property was cracked and broken; weeds of vibrant greens
growing through the crags were the only semblance of life visible on the
property.
The
place reeked of poverty.
There
was no way the tape player belonged to Angelique.
Mrs.
Martíz received the news as well as could be expected. Her son Juan had to come
out and translate for Ray as neither man spoke enough Spanish to deliver the
message alone. Tears filled the young man’s eyes as he relayed the news to his
shocked mother. She collapsed to the ground, a cement block forming around her
heart weighing her down, the resonance of her screams crashed down on both men
like thunder; rattling them to the core. Ray’s blood was cold, his posture was
stiff, and he’d done this a million times.
But
like everything else, it never got any easier.
Through
teary brown eyes Juan met Red’s compassionate stare.
“Do
you know what puto did this to my
little Angel?” His accent was thick, the family had clearly not lived in this
country very long, their dialect was still too heavy. Red shook his head. Even
if they did they would never have told him. Neither man would ever allow the
opportunity for a victim’s family to dole out “street justice”. Vigilantism
wasn’t something they endorsed.
“We’re
doing everything we can…”
Juan
cut Ray off.
“You
do that…” He threw his hand up, he didn’t want to hear anymore, but
unfortunately they had more questions for him.
“Wait
before you go Mr. Martíz, we need to ask you some questions…about your sister.”
The last part struck Juan like a bullet. His eyes closed, tears welled behind
the lids, his posture was shaky, and it was all the poor boy could do to stand.
He was heavily tattooed but none of them looked gang related. Just the standard
religious stuff he’d seen on most of the heavily inked youngsters in this
neighborhood of his descent.
Poor kid.
“Like
what?” He snapped. “There’s nothing to ask, she was an angel.”
“Can
you think of anyone who may have wanted to hurt her?” Inquired Red.
Juan’s
expression was more than puzzled, it was furious. Ray imagined the young,
tattooed man cutting Red into ribbons with those eyes; they were sharp as a
blade and full of piss and vinegar. “You serious right now?” He took a step
forward. He was nose to nose with Red, and that was no small feat as he stood a
full eight inches if not more, shorter than the behemoth of a cop. “Nobody
would want to hurt Angel. Now get lost gringo.”
Ah there it is.
Thought Ray. I know THAT one.
He
was grieving. They excused the racism.
Red
reached into the coat pocket of his blue jacket and revealed a small business
card. He handed it to the young man who reluctantly snatched it out of his
fingers. Ray thought for a minute one of Red’s digits would fall off and land
at his feet with the speed the card was pulled away. It didn’t of course.
“Look…if
you think of anything…anything you
think might help us catch her killer at all, give us a call.” With that the two
men turned and headed back toward Red’s Cadillac. As they were getting in they
heard the man call out one last time.
“You
better hope you find that motherfucker first yo! You better hope! Cause you
don’t want me to find him!”
And
they both believed him.
Every
word of it.
“This
coffee tastes like crap.”
Red
was right. It was awful.
But
bad coffee’s cheap right?
“Shuttup
Red, it’s free.”
“You
just come here on account a’ Aubrey.” He said with a devilish smirk thrusting a
thumb in the direction of their red-headed waitress.
He
wasn’t lying. She was a knock-out.
She
had legs long and smooth; the kind of thighs that could cause traffic to back up
twelve cars deep should she choose to wear that short waitressing outfit in
public. The six inch heels required by her employer couldn’t be comfortable but
they certainly accentuated the features of her anterior that made a man’s heart
race a mile a second and his head run empty. And when she smiled…
Wow
when she smiled…
But
he wasn’t going to let that on to Red.
“Y’know,
some of us happen to like the coffee
here.” He said taking a sip from his mug trying his best to hide his grimace at
the thick sludge-like substance swirling around in front of him. He rubbed his
eyes. They were waiting for the coroner’s report. They had no leads, no
direction, and the most disturbing tape recording either man had ever leant an
ear to. This investigation was not going well.
“Oh
please Ray, nobody likes the coffee here.” He looked down at his watch. It had
been a few hours since their conversation with Mrs. Martíz and her son. “I’m
going to go ring the fridge.” That was what he called the morgue. Always the
morbid comedian. “Order me a pie?”
After you associated dead bodies with
refrigerators. Yeah…sure Red, I’m starving. But instead he said,
“Sounds good. I’ll catch her next time she goes by.”
Red
fiddled with his suit pockets for a moment. Ray knew what was coming next.
“You
wouldn’t by any chance have a nickel would ya…”
Cue the music.
“You’re
a cheap sonofabitch you know that right?” But he was already fishing one from
his pocket. He flipped it to his friend who snatched it from the air with the
precision of a professional athlete.
“Careful
with them compliments.” He departed with a wink.
Ray
would never understand why Red always opted to use the payphone outside of the
diner here when Rick would let him use the phone in the office. They’d only
been poker buddies for over a decade now. The inner workings of his partner’s
mind were baffling at times. Ray reflected on that as he drew another sip of
his wretched coffee. He must’ve been deep in dark places when Aubrey walked by
because she opted not to hide the concern in her voice at the sight of his
furrowed brow.
“Everything
alright sweetheart?”
God I could listen to her call me that
all night. But instead he snapped out of his thoughts and turned a
half-hearted smile to her beautiful emerald eyes. “Of course. Just a rough
morning. What do you guys have for pies today?” He said quickly switching
subjects.
Her
concern melted away and was replaced with a routine smile, but something about
it felt genuine when she spoke to Ray. “We have the standards today sweetie.
Caramel apple with a dollop of cream and fresh Strawberry-Rhubarb. Want me to
dish you a slice up?”
A
sinister smile crossed his lips as he plotted his grandiose revenge on his pal.
Red hated Strawberry-Rhubarb. He knew he should get him the apple. But…
“Two
Strawberry-Rhubarb’s, Aubrey.”
…he
was buying.
That’ll
teach the cheapskate.
“You’ve
got to be kidding me.”
“It’s
all they had.” Said Ray trying to hide his grin as he picked at the pie in
front of him.
“Bull
snot. That guy’s got apple.” Said Red pointing childishly across the dining
room at an ox of a man in a flannel shirt.
“It
was the last piece.” Argued Ray.
“Bull
snot. Even still, you coulda worked your charms on little Ms. Firecracker over
there and wrestled it away from the lucahdor.”
He wasn’t kidding; the man was built like a Mexican Wrestler.
He
snorted. “You want the pie, you wrassle Frankenstein’s monster.
What’d Tony have to say?”
“Preliminary
shows some really weird stuff. He’s waiting for a Tox-Screen to come back but
he says she looks like she was pumped full of more chemicals than Ringo Starr. There
are also some weird cranial abnormalities; he said it looked like surgical
procedures.”
Ray’s
eyes narrowed. If she’d had surgery there would be some medical records at the
hospital. It was a better lead than anything else they had right now. “So what
do ya think? Canvas a few of the hospitals in the area? See if maybe our vic’
took a bump on the head and needed to see a Doc at one time or another?”
Red
nodded in agreement. “Sounds like a plan.” Then he looked back down at his pie,
his face sodden with his trademark grump expression at minor disappointments.
“I hate Rhubarb…” he grumbled, “total
bull snot…”
After
updating dispatch on their intentions they headed out to begin their search.
After exploring through the medical records of four hospitals in the city they
had turned up nothing. With one left to go they were both praying for the same
mythical needle at the bottom of this writhen haystack.
“St.
Josephine’s is the last one.” They said pulling into the parking lot outside
the gigantic monastic-looking hospital. The only problem being that this place
specialized primarily in pediatrics, not adolescents and adults. But there was
one thing this place did have above all the others. It contained several of the
top neuroscientists and surgeons in the country, and none of them were above
trying “cutting-edge” techniques on drifters and immigrants.
It
was a grim notion but it would certainly make sense as to why she turned up in
the river with inner-cranial abnormalities. The two had discussed this
possibility on the way over and neither really wanted it to be true; but they
both agreed on one thing, they needed more evidence than a hunch to walk in
swinging.
By
now it was six P.M. and both men were starving for dinner but they were driven
by their ineffable sense of duty. The first two days of finding a murder victim
were the most crucial in uncovering the truth behind their demise. They had
already lost the majority of that precious window by finding her body so long after
decomposition had set in. They owed it to Angelique Martíz to see if her killer
hid behind a PhD.
The
place smelled like antiseptics and sadness, at least, that’s how Ray imagined
it. Every room was occupied by a child with some strange disease or another.
Some rooms were labeled with red and black biohazard decals and the doors were
sealed shut tight with zippered plastic tents. The measures seemed extreme but
Ray had no idea why those kids were so heavily isolated so he had no rights to
judge the methods. It couldn’t stop him from feeling sympathetic though.
It
took them awhile to find a nurse but when they did she pointed them toward the
Chief of Medicine. He was a comely bloke with a disheveled appearance about
him. His shirt was mussed and his tie was loose, he wore a permanent look on
his face that said, ‘I’ve been awake for 36 hours, approach at your own risk’
and the wisdom of silver streaking through the sides of his hairline.
“Can
I help you?” He asked it like a question but it was delivered more as a
statement that really asked ‘Can you get
this over with? I have work to do.’
“Maybe,”
began Red. “We were wondering if maybe your staff had treated a patient at some
point, a young Hispanic girl named Angelique for a severe head wound; perhaps
surgery?” They were grasping at straws. This man certainly didn’t look like a
mastermind of a human organ trafficking ring or even a Josef Mengele. He just
looked like a middle-aged, over-worked, underappreciated physician.
He
rolled his eyes at the vagueness of the question, “we’re an inner city
Children’s hospital. We run off funding from the State, with a free clinic
added in last year for a tax break. Do you have any idea how many young Hispanic women my staff treats in the
Emergency Room on a day to day basis? Let alone how many of them are named
‘Angelique’ or some variation of? I’m afraid you’ll have to be more specific or
I can’t help you.”
“It
would have been a head wound.”
“Shot?
Stabbed? Car accident? Beating? Take your pick. You’re cops, you know this
shithole. Anything could’ve happened.”
“Well
we don’t know the cause…”
He
cut Red off, “then I’m afraid I can’t help you. You’re free to head down to
Medical Records and sift through the files, but I warn you, it’s a war zone
down there.”
It
was about the reaction they were expecting.
“That
would be fine. Thank you for your time Dr.…”
“Dawkins.
I’ll get someone to lead you down there.” And with that he exited the small
office. It was such a tiny space for a man with such a prestigious position.
Real estate must have been at a premium, the State was, after all, notoriously
stingy with its finances. If it didn’t suit to benefit the politicians or
satiate the mobsters, chances are it wasn’t getting funded.
Good
ol’ Detroit.
God
he loved this city.
And
he loved his job.
But
it never got any easier.
That
was all he could think about as the two men dug through the hospitals “filing
system”, which consisted of beige folders full of medical records haphazardly
boxed up somewhat alphabetically and stored in a makeshift plywood closet in
the boiler room. When Dr. Dawkins had said this place was a wreck he certainly
wasn’t kidding. Some folders had charts missing altogether, juxtaposed together
with other random papers in the bottoms of boxes.
At
least it beat pulling corpses of teenagers out of rivers.
After
a few hours they had still turned up nothing. Frustrated, Ray headed upstairs
to the cafeteria and returned with fresh cups of coffee and two fresh
volunteers. A nosy duo of nurses named Mary and Diana decided they would lend a
hand. They’re shift had ended and helping search for a murderer was something
both women had etched into their bucket lists. Too many late nights with ‘Perry Mason’, Ray had laughed to himself when they offered their assistance to
him, but the overwhelming mountain of disorganization called for better
tactics.
By
midnight Red and the two nurses had curled up on cleverly constructed pillows
made of medical files and storage crates. The only one still digging was Ray.
It was probably the fourteenth cup of coffee he’d just ingested keeping him
awake, but he liked to think it was his determination. It was what had made him
such a great cop. Heck, it was what made him such a great detective.
St.
Josephine’s was a pioneer in cancer research and neurological disorders.
Patients came to this hospital from all over the world. The file had been
heavily redacted, but even President Kennedy had come to this hospital during
his tenure in the presidency, although he had no idea why, but if this place
was good enough for the President of the United States he officially had no
more questions about the qualifications of the physicians here.
He
was however beginning to question the financial capabilities for the Martíz
family to afford the care this facility provided.
The
thickness of Juan’s accent, the inability of his mother to speak English, the
impoverished and dangerous neighborhood they lived in, and the lack of even any
immunization records at even one of the general hospitals in the area started
to lead him down the path to one conclusion. Even if Angelique was in these records, which he highly
doubted, it wouldn’t be under her name. It would be under the name of an
American citizen.
But
there was no way Mrs. Martíz was going to readily divulge that information to
him and Red, and he didn’t feel like coaxing it out of her, she had been
through enough. The world was such a cruel place.
So
what to do?
He
needed sleep. He needed coffee. A shower and something else.
Perhaps Ms. Firecracker, ain’t that what
ya called her Red? A firecracker?
He
smiled. It was also nice to have a light to hang onto when the darkness rolled
in. He turned around and stole a glance at his friend lying on his back with
his blue fedora tipped over his face, shielding his eyelids from the
fluorescent stimulants above that refused to let his partner sleep. Maybe he
should get a fedora too.
Nah.
He
only had one box to go. He might as well dig through it then wake everyone up
and leave. It’d been several hours since they’d checked in with dispatch
anyway, Chief Tibbet was probably getting nervous. He’d be biting his nails,
scratching his bald spot, chewing his cigar into snuff, and overstretching the
suspenders keeping his laurels firmly placed on his skinny hips just beneath
his disproportionate bacon and beer belly. He could picture the handle bar
mustache under his nose twitching back and forth as it did when he scolded his
men. When he envisioned it, it was comically long, like some eccentric villain
from an old black and white cartoon as he tied his damsel to the train tracks.
The
Chief was a good man; he was an even greater detective. When he scolded his men
it wasn’t because he held himself in higher regard, it was because he expected
more of them. As much as he derided them he also praised, as well as the deed
was deemed praiseworthy, typically by newspaper publicity or by sheer act of
bravery on the part of the officer. Even though his beer belly protruded over
his belt and had a slight bounce to it when he jogged, the man was not afraid
to lead from the front lines. He had engaged in a shootout in his tenure as
Chief on more than one occasion and had led several raid teams into hostile mob
controlled hideouts.
But
that damn mustache had to go.
July 18th, 1978
Detroit, Precinct 7, Downtown
Twitch.
He
watched it.
There it goes again. Twitch. Twitch.
Twitch. Boy he’s really boiling today.
The
cigar in Chief Paul Tibbet’s mouth danced back and forth in tandem with the
handlebar mustache clinging to his lip for dear life. He wasn’t happy. They had
been trying to reach them for several hours. Red had reminded him they had
checked in with dispatch and they knew he was at St. Josephine’s, which the
Chief seemed to like even less, but his anger had a fresh direction now.
He
called in his new target of righteous indignation, the poor sap who had given
the Chief the incorrect information. To repeat what was said would make ladies
faint, sailors blush, and even the most hardened criminal lose taste for
cursing altogether. In short the reaming ended in the Chief looking
hypertensive and a poor rookie with soiled pants, an exaggeration but the look
on his face conveyed the lump in his drawers metaphorically enough.
“Sorry boys. Now, what’d you find out?” It was
amazing the man had a voice left, let alone the orotund boom that escaped his
throat now.
Red
shook his big head. Today he wore a bright Robin Egg blue fedora with an ocean
blue suit bearing diagonal thin pinstripes. His tie was a dark black and his
shirt was an almost too clean white. The man looked right at home on stage in a
jazz club, complete with the feather in his cap, he just pulled it off too
well. “Nothin’. Victims family wasn’t very helpful…”
“Uncooperative?”
Interjected the Chief with a strong stamp of suspicion.
Once
again, Red shook his head. “No, they were cooperative. They just didn’t have
much information. We canvased a few hospitals going off what Tony said about
the head wounds but didn’t come up with anything.”
The
Chief nodded.
“We
were going to try another angle today. Maybe go back to the brother, see if she
had any after school activities”, Ray used his middle and index fingers to make
air quotations around the last word, “that may have led to some unsavory
characters.”
“We’re
also going to check the school, see if maybe she had any bullies.” It was weak,
but better than nothing. “We’re going to head down right now and see if Tony
got the toxicology report yet for us. Maybe that’ll give us something else to
go off.”
The
Chief nodded.
Twitch. He
was trying too hard not to laugh, the image of the Chief standing over a damsel
on a railroad track from last night still vivid in his memory.
“Hop
to it boys. I want this psycho off my streets by supper tonight. Understood?”
It
was unanimous and not just wanting to rid the streets of the murderer.
But
both men wanted him so badly to have ended that sentence with, ‘capisce’?
Red
headed back to his desk to ring the brother of the deceased and begin the
difficult line of questioning that was sure to ensue. Hopefully he would get
the name of her school before he began the interrogation portion. Growing up,
Red’s father had been a hard bitten man. He loved his kids, but it was tough
love, naturally some of that rubbed off on Red and he had a tendency to push
way too hard on someone when he would be dead set that he had been being
gentle.
Ray
took the winding staircase down to ‘The Fridge.’ Great…he thought cynically, now
he’s got you saying it too. The
lower level of the precinct was significantly cooler than upstairs, but you had
to keep bodies on ice, otherwise evidence would be compromised, murders would
go unsolved.
And
the place would stink to high hell.
He
found Tony with a pair of headphones in, cranked all the way up to eleven, some
obnoxious James Brown song resonating
in the hermetically tiled and zipped room. He always pictured the doctor
listening to the Cars, or the Doors, or some band with a “The” in the title.
Not
James Brown.
“Watch me now!” He belted out.
He
had no idea Ray was there. He could have so much fun with this but he just
didn’t have the time, and he hadn’t slept very much the night before. Too much
coffee and too much curiosity. He walked up behind Tony Clay, the Head Medical
Examiner, and tapped him on the shoulder. The freckled, strawberry blonde,
thirty-two year old prodigy practically hit the drop ceiling tiles two feet
above his head. The headphones came off and he whirled around, gasping and
grasping his chest.
“What
the hell man!” He barked, his tone
demanding an explanation for the invasion of what must have been his private
time. It was six-thirty in the morning.
“Tox
screen?” He asked stifling a laugh brewing deep down in his belly.
“Oh
like you’ve never let loose.”
“Oh,
you’re absolutely right.” In a mocking fashion, Ray threw one finger to the air
and the other hand toward the ground in the most over-exaggerated “Saturday Night
Fever” pose he could muster without collapsing from childish mirth. “Watch me now.” He bobbed his crotch back and
forth. Tony rolled his eyes, visibly embarrassed. Ray stopped and grew
semi-serious again. “Toxicology Tony? We need to know to move forward.”
He
shrugged and turned back to the Formica countertop behind him and scooped a
clipboard up. “It’s weird. There’s all sorts of crazy shit in there. Spider,
snake, even some scorpion venoms showed up. Each of the chemicals found induces
a state of hyper-euphoria by themselves in the victims in respective
quantities. In controlled amounts the victim could even be kept alive but their
endorphins would be way outta whack.”
“When
you say hyper-euphoria, you mean like what? Super happy people?”
Tony
bobbed back and forth a bit and his expression and demeanor said, yeah sure, if that’s what you gotta reduce
it to you caveman. “Essentially speaking, yes. The chemicals are all known
to increase the production of endorphins, but then here’s where it gets interesting…”
He flipped a page on the clipboard and moved closer to Ray, thrusting it into
his hands. He moved over to one of the compartments where they stored the
corpses and opened the iron square door containing Angelique’s slab, her third
to last resting place.
He
looked at her face. At least Tony had had the decency to shut her eyes. He had
never liked that feeling, looking into the cold dead eyes of the deceased. It
was one of the other things that always reminded him that it never got easier.
Taking his gaze from the victim he looked down at the chart in his hand, then
his tone went from semi-serious to solemn as the grave. “Wait a minute…this
can’t be right…there has to be some kind of mistake.”
“That’s
what I thought, but I checked, again, and again, and again. That’s why it took
so damn long. He reached into his smock and pulled out a sucker. He popped off
the wrapper and slid the red candy into his mouth. “Heroine, pot, ketamine,
LSD, psilocybin, the list literally goes on and on, two pages of it.”
“There’s
no way. She’d be dead.”
“That’s
what I thought, but then,” there was a disgusting wet sound and a stiff crack as
he shifted the bloated body’s head for him to see the shaved spot on the back. “…this.”
He pointed to a dark circular bruise surrounding a puncture wound and a raised
spot from cranial swelling. There were also some old scars he had marked with a
blue marker showing that she had indeed at one point received some kind of
surgical treatment on her head.
“What
am I looking at?”
Tony
shrugged. “Beats me, but it sure ain’t a bee sting. If you want my opinion, it
looks like someone drilled some kind of bypass into her skull. But I can’t be
sure till I crack her open.” He shifted the lollipop around in his mouth. The
Chief sort of reminded him of a Civil War General as well as a cartoon villain,
Tony reminded him of the audio/visual tech that the studio always forgets to
credit at the end of the film. His job was one of the most important of all,
and yet, somehow seemed the most unacknowledged.
But
saying disgusting things like ‘cracking into her skull’ in reference to a dead
teenager somehow reminded Ray of why no one ever invited Tony to the pub after
hours. He cringed at the thought of him carving the girl up like a Thanksgiving
turkey and handed the chart back to the man.
“Thanks
Tony…for that…visual,” he headed toward the door, “and the information. Let me
know when you have more.”
“Will
do, but next time, knock will ya, huh!?”
He slipped the headphones back over his elfish ears.
Not a problem Tony.
Because
nobody wants to see the albino James Brown in action again.
Or
hear him.
He
made his way up the staircase engrossed in the thought. He couldn’t help it.
Maybe
it was the lack of sleep, maybe it was his reaction to his intrusion, but Ray
burst out laughing.
When
Ray reached the top floor where Red was sitting behind his desk he saw the man
wrapping up his conversation and overheard the final words, “…thank you for
your time. We’ll update you when we know more…yes…yes, thank you again. Take
care.” He hung up the receiver and leaned back, the mahogany and black leather
study chair groaned under the strain of the massive man. He rubbed his bear
paws against his weary eyes.
Ray
had stopped off in the break area where they typically filled out their reports
and ate stale pastries from an outdated vending machine and grabbed some
coffee. It was worse than the sludge at the diner but it would do. “How’d it
go?”
“Well
I know what school she went to… Thanks,” he said reaching out and taking the
Styrofoam cup. He eyed its contents warily and decided against it, setting it
down on the desk, “but something didn’t sound quite right.”
“Like
what?” He gingerly sipped the coffee and his lip curled in disgust. Red had
been right to set it aside.
He
shook his head, trying to find the right words, “I don’t know to be honest. It
was like…like she was real nervous about us heading down to the school.” Red
had what most cops referred to as a sixth sense, a cop gut. When it came down
to nowhere else to go or the man’s internal instincts, instinct almost always
won out.
“Problems
with some of the students? Faculty maybe?”
“Nah,
the brother said she was a model student.” The
brother. You had to disassociate. Another nasty requirement of the job. You
never wanted to get too close to victims or the family members. It was a
painful trial to overcome, learning the difference between sympathy and
empathy, but it was the key to their line of work.
“Teachers
all loved her?”
“Each
and every one.”
He
sipped the coffee.
Red
drummed his massive fingers on the desk.
Phones
were ringing, desk jockeys were shuffling papers, fans were spinning, open
windows blared the cacophony of sound from the summer streets below, but all
the two men could hear in their head was one sound.
Classical
music and the screams of a young woman.
It
was ten in the morning when they pulled up in front of Lincoln-Heritage High
School. The clouds had gathered above now, blotting out the sun, giving the two
hundred year old brick and stone remnant of ingenious architecture a sinister
appearance against the backdrop of darkening skies. Ray’s skin began to prickle
up, something felt ominous. He shook it off.
Its static electricity ya big palooka.
Knock it off.
They
made their way into the building just as students began changing classes. There
were only a handful of them, and then almost at once both men seemed to
remember.
It’s
summer.
School’s
out, these must be the ones either trying to get ahead for the next year or the
ones required to be here in order to be
here next year. “Summer school. The dumb kids.” Said Red grinning.
One
of the kids, a small framed boy who stood almost three feet shorter than Red
overheard him. He turned to face the man who he most likely deemed a bully.
“Excuse me, we’re not dumb. There just so happens to be a Science Fair and some stupid basketball game today.
Summer school’s on the weekends.”
Judging
by his tone it was clear to see which event he had come to attend.
“Yeah,
thanks for clearing that up kid.” Red moved along. It was apparent he had hurt
the boy’s feelings, but as was his usual demeanor, remained unaware to the
psychological transgression against the young man. He snapped his fingers and
turned around, “hey kid!”
At
first the boy snapped around, possibly thinking he was going to be issued a
late apology, but instead all he heard was, “which way is the principal’s
office?”
“How
should I know?” The boy almost shot the angry words like a gun as he folded his
arms obnoxiously over his chest.
You and your charm, Red, you and your
charm…
Ray
eyed the slimsy kid up and down. He wore a Star Trek shirt and glasses so thick
they could pick up cable, his hazel eyes looked ten times too big for his face
behind them, like he was trapped in a fish bowl. “What? Too much of a nerd to
cause a ruckus now and then? Never been sent down for a good slappin’?” Ray
imagined Red probably got tanned quite a few times back in the day when he went
through school. He couldn’t imagine that attitude of his just springing up
overnight.
“Why
do you wanna know?” The boy was
getting fidgety and fed up with the back and forth.
Red
pulled out his wallet and flipped it open, revealing his detective shield and
I.D. to the kid. His eyes widened in surprise. In all fairness, Ray had slept
in the same suit he wore yesterday so he most likely looked, and probably
smelled, homeless, and Red was dressed, as usual, like a red-light district
pimp. All that was missing was a gold tooth, ten flashy chains, a cane, and a
strut like he just received a bad colonoscopy.
“Oh
sorry,” he said somewhat shaken, “down the hall, last door on the left,
sorry…sorry guys…er- officers…” He hurried off. It wasn’t unusual for people to
get nervous around cops in this neck of the woods, guilty or not. The
department kind of had a bad reputation for excessive force, not Ray and Red,
but some cops had been known to push the bounds of not only legality, but just
plain humanity.
They
made their way down the hall and found him.
He
was a fat man in a green suede suit with a purple bowtie. He looked more like a
carnival ride operator than a principal; all that lacked was the colorful
floral prints and a top hat. As he spoke his jowls bounced up and down, Ray
watched them hypnotically as they danced like waves on the sea. It was the
little things that brought him joy these days.
That and he was completely and utterly bushed.
That and he was completely and utterly bushed.
“Look,
I don’t care what some woman in the ghetto told you. I know almost every
student in this building and I have never heard of an ‘Angelique Martíz’.” His
voice sounded sincere, if not also mildly agitated, but Ray pressed on.
“You
said “almost” every student. That leaves it open to our interpretation that
there may be a couple, a handful even, that fly far enough under your radar?
You can’t tell me that out of a student body of five hundred plus kids you’re
on a first name basis with all of
them.”
“He’d
have one of them idiotic memories wouldn’t he?” Inquired Red.
“Its
called ‘eidetic’, Radley.”
“That’s
not my name. Don’t call me that.” Red snapped in a low biting growl.
“Then
don’t be dumb.” Retorted Ray. He turned his attention back to Principal
Anderson. “So? Is that your story? You know all of them?”
He
was starting to get nervous.
His
brow dampened.
His
breathing got heavier.
Good ya fat bastard.
Red
cleared his throat loudly. “Well?”
Principal
Anderson pulled a cloth from his breast pocket and dabbed it across his
forehead. “Okay, maybe not every
student. But I assure you, there was never a student here named Angelique
Martíz. You can even check the records room if you like.”
“Yay…”
Said Red sarcastically. “More light reading.” The last part came out as a
cynical but whimsical sing-song tone.
“Look,”
the principals eyes glistened. Something felt off. “I don’t know this Angelique
and I’m sorry she’s missing, but there is
a student that hasn’t been here in two weeks. I’ve tried contacting her
parents but no luck.”
The
two detectives exchanged puzzled looks.
“What’s
her name?”
“Monica
Crawford.”
Ray
pulled a notepad from his back pocket and jotted her name down.
Another
missing student? Oh this is so not good.
Chief “Twitchy-Nose” won’t like this. This was starting to sound more and
more like a serial case every minute.
“She
was such a good student. Everyone loved her. Although I don’t think that was
her real name. She was an immigrant, but so damned bright. Her and Bobby Liston
worked on a science project for the fair today. I never questioned it.” He
stood up and wiped more strain from his brow along with the sweat. The man
probably weighed a good four hundred pounds, it was unfathomable to Ray one
could be so heavy set.
He
grabbed a yearbook off the bookshelf behind him and rifled through the pages.
When he found her photo he turned it around to show them. Both men felt their
stomachs drop and the sound was almost audible. Red reached into his pocket and
pulled out the school photo they had found in her beaten up backpack.
“Hmph.”
Chortled Ray. “Think she has a twin?”
They
were the same person.
Not
serial. At least…not yet.
“Bull
snot.” He sure did like that word. “You’ve gotta be kidding me. This whole time
we’ve been looking for Angelique and she doesn’t even exist anymore. Ya gotta
be snottin’ me…” Sometimes he wished he was just curse. It was far less
disgusting than his substitutions.
“What’s
wrong?”
“That’s
her? Monica? You’re sure?”
“Without
a doubt, she was one of my favorite students. Always broke up the brabbles in
the hallway. Never griped about anything, even when she had her surgery.”
Red
and Ray exchanged a glance. Ray had filled Red in on everything Tony had told
him down in the lab. The toxicology report, the head wound, the invasive and
disturbing phrasing of that afternoon’s surgical procedures, and finally…
Her
previous surgeries.
They’d
worked together long enough. Neither man needed words. Just that glance. The
Principal continued to droll on…
“…she was just a beacon of inspiration to
everyone she ever met.” His voice turned querulous, “why?” The word was drawn
out, overstated and ominous.
“Because
that’s our victim. That’s Angelique.”
You’d
have thought she had been Anderson’s daughter the way he collapsed to the
ground. Red had tried to help the big man stay on his feet but only succeeded
in throwing out his back. Had the scene not been filled with the heavy sadness
of a deceased young girl, and a bright star in the community at that, the sight
of this rotund weather balloon of a man weeping like a babe who dropped his ice
cream would have been one to laugh at.
Alas,
this was not the case.
When
the giant man regained control of his tear ducts and sobs he composed himself a
bit and turned to them, wiping tears away with his now yellowish-tan stained
handkerchief. “I’m sorry…” His voice quivered. “I just can’t believe something
so horrible would happen.” He paused; his eyes seeming to count the fibers in
the carpet, his mind stretching for anything to block out the punch it had just
been delivered. “How did it happen?”
They
told him she had been poisoned. That her passing had been painless and her body
had been unceremoniously dumped. It was a lie of course, all but the last part,
but there was no sense in working him up further. “God…Ms. Howard is going to
be devastated. She had such a beautiful singing voice…”
“Ms.
Howard?”
“Oh…sorry…her
choir teacher.”
“How
well did she know Angelique…er…Monica?” Ray was going to have to get used to
that.
“Very
well. They talked all the time. Ms. Howard is one of the few members of my
staff who speaks fluent Spanish. She could be herself around her. I think
that’s what she loves the-“ He stopped himself, “I mean…loved the best about choir. That and she had a wonderful soprano
voice.”
Both
men nodded. They really had all they needed for now. They decided it was time
to leave the man in peace to digest the blow they had just administered. “Sorry
for your loss Mr. Anderson. Do you have a number we can reach you at if we have
more questions?”
He
gave it to them.
They
thanked him and walked out.
The
choir teacher, Ms. Howard, received the news as well as the girl’s mother did.
She fell to her knees, but unlike Principal Anderson she was much smaller in
stature, and Ray was able to catch her. Red could barely stand up. They had
stopped in the teacher’s lounge and grabbed an ice pack for his back. He was
certain he’d pulled a muscle.
After
she’d calmed down from the initial shock she asked the same question as the
principal, ‘how did it happen?’ and they gave her the same account they gave
him. She broke down into a fit of tears again, this time it took longer to calm
her down. Ray could feel it, he had a sixth sense too, for when Red was about
to open his often too insensitive trap. He quickly interposed before anything
derisive or sexist could escape.
“Could
you head down to the lounge and grab Ms. Howard…”
“Call
me…Adria…” She whimpered through teary breaths.
“…Adria
some water, Red. Thanks.”
Red
knew what just happened and he grumbled something smarmy under his breath
directed at his partner but he still wandered off and complied. Even though the
man was six years his senior in experience, outranked him by two pay grades,
and stood over him like a skyscraper shadowing a mailbox, deep down a part of
him was still grateful for his partners ability to keep him from saying things
he would regret.
Even
if he was deplorable at showing it.
Finally
Adria Howard was calm enough to answer a few questions.
“How
well did you know Monica?” He asked.
She
stared down at her hands. They sat on the cold wooden floor of the auditorium
stage. The sounds of children gathering in the halls, readying their projects,
and heading down to the cafeteria were all that alerted them to life outside
the world in there. Out there the world breathed, it was vibrant and spinning,
in the auditorium time stood still, and Adria was the eye of the silent
hurricane.
“Well.”
She posited meekly. “She was a good student. Loved science and math. Loved to
sing…” she sniffed at that part. “We were close. She had a rough childhood, I
had a rough childhood, we could relate ya know.” He didn’t want to press about
her childhood but he had to ask about Monica’s.
“When
you say rough, do you mean abuse?”
“No!
Heaven’s no! She just…” She almost didn’t want to say the next part but Ray
could almost finish her sentence.
“It’s
okay. We know about her…status.” He said the last part quietly so no one else
potentially eavesdropping outside could hear. “You can tell me. We just want to
find out who did this to her.” He placed his hand over hers. It was warm and
clammy. Her deep ocean-mist colored eyes were now bloodshot from misery. Her
long brown hair was now a mess from repeatedly pulling at it in her fit of
sorrow.
“…okay…okay,
I guess then,” Red returned with the water and stood behind Ray waiting
patiently, not wanting to interrupt her. “She grew up in a real rough
neighborhood in Brazil. If you think poverty’s bad here, ‘pfft’ you haven’t
seen nothing.” It was almost as
though she spoke from experience although her skin tone betrayed no notion of a
Hispanic origin.
“We
just connected. Her parents had to make huge sacrifices to get her here – and I
mean huge – hence why you’ve probably
met her brother, but not her father.” She was right; they hadn’t met the
father, just her mother and Juan. “Well that’s because her father is most
likely dead. He made the wrong people on the wrong side of the law mad, stole
their money, and tried to run. When it came down to him or his family, he let
them escape, giving himself up to save them; to buy them and the Coyote time to
get them here.”
He
knew that word too. “You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?” Ray said to his partner.
Red
nodded grimly. “Coyotes are ugly business. Even if they do get you here in the best case scenario they’ve still been known
to hound refugees for years to come.” Extortion wasn’t uncommon amongst human
smugglers. After all, the U.S. government would reward them handsomely for
information leading to the deportation of illegal immigrants. It put the poor
and powerless between a rock and a hard place.
Land
of the free indeed…
Adria
looked horrified by the conclusions they were coming to. Apparently there was
more to this story. “Heavens no! It was nothing like that! They’re Uncle was
the Coyote, he got them here. No, if someone killed her it was probably that
dreadful cartel. Lord knows they’re never satisfied till everyone is bleeding
to death.” Tears began to well up in her eyes once more. “Violent, savage,
monsters…” Her voice trailed off into depression again.
Red
handed her the water and she took it gratefully, sipping it delicately with her
soft pink lips. She wore very little makeup, which made her look even more
beautiful, even though she had been thrown into a traumatic fit by the shock of
Monica’s or Angelique’s or whoever she knew her to be’s death. “One more thing
Ms. Howard…”
“…Adria.”
“…Adria.
Principal Anderson had mentioned something about Monica having had surgery on
her head at one point. Do you know where she might have had that done? And
maybe even what it was for?”
Adria
nodded solemnly. “Yes. She had a tumor.” She motioned to the back of her head
to demonstrate where it had been. “It used to give her awful headaches. St.
Josephine’s saved her life. I’m sure the doctors down there can tell you more.”
She stood up and cleared her throat. After a few deep breaths and wiping down
her face with the sleeve of her daffodil yellow blouse she smoothed her black
and silver patchwork skirt down and mustered the best smile she could. “I’m
sorry I can’t be of more help gentlemen.” She was genuine. “Please find who did
this to her. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go find Bobby.”
As
the two men were leaving the school they heard a terrible sound.
“Cracked
rice?! Someone skinnin’ a kitten?”
Said Red craning his head all around to find the source.
They
both turned toward it to see Ms. Howard and Principal Anderson with the young
boy who had pointed them toward the principal’s office when they got there. He
was sobbing loudly, honking his nose pathetically. Adria ran her hand across
his back soothingly, wiping tears from her own eyes as she did so with her free
hand. Principal Anderson just stood there, looking like an elephant frozen by
fear in place.
“Be
nice you frickin’ gorilla.” Said Ray slapping the back of his hand across his
partner’s chest. “The kids like thirteen, it can’t be easy.”
“Never
is. Never’s fair neither.”
He
was right. It was seldom a fair world.
And
it never got any easier.
“You
can’t search for killers on an empty stomach.”
“No
but you can find a place with better ‘dog spam’ coffee.”
His
number one cardinal rule. Red never took the Lord’s name in vain. But he had no
problem reversing it and putting the word “dog” in front of a wide array of
other adjectives and nouns. Sometimes he was quite creative with it, like now,
spam was a new one.
“Some
of us happen to-“
“Yeah,
yeah, cut the bull snot. Sheesh. I don’t even know why I let you boss me around;
I’m the one with the wheels.” He said as the two men climbed out of the
Cadillac in front of the diner Aubrey worked at. Ray could see her through the
window, skirting around gracefully inside, her red hair bouncing up and down as
she did so, her hips swinging that big beautiful-
“But
you didn’t let me finish,” he uttered slyly, “I was gonna say ‘happen to like
the view’” He finished clearly
referring to Aubrey. He was so brazen outside the diner, every time, he’d
always talk the talk, but when it came right down to the nitty-gritty…
He
was as brave as the scatological remnants of a henhouse.
“Ask
her out ya big sissy. What’s the worst she can say? No?” He reeled back making
spooky noises and mocking sounds. “Ooo have mercy. The world’s gonna end! The
skies falling! Animal Farm is real! Welcome to 1984!”
“Okay,
okay! I get it, you can stop now.” He
looked like crap. They should’ve stopped by Ray’s apartment real quick so he
could’ve at least grabbed some deodorant and a change of clothes. “Maybe
tomorrow. I’m not exactly presentable today.”
“Look,”
said Red feigning seriousness as he held the glass door open for his friend to
pass through, “if I got the balls to put that diesel run-off they call coffee
down me, you got the balls to ask Aubrey on a date. Get to movin’ on it kid,
firecrackers like her don’t burn forever, if ya catch my drift.”
He
knew Red was right. A girl like Aubrey was a once in a lifetime catch. If he
kept putting it off and putting it off she’d eventually find the suitor that suited
her tastes. Most likely it wouldn’t end up being him, but that was a certainty
if he never took a chance.
The
two men took their seats in their usual booth. It only took Aubrey a few
moments to see them walk in. A warm smile spread across her delicate face. She
waved cheerily at them, Red and Ray smiled and waved back as they took their
seats.
Wow… That smile. He
thought. It took all words away, leaving him with an empty head and sweaty
palms. His heart raced faster and faster at the thought of lying with her,
gently caressing her long, soft legs. Kissing her sweet cherry red lips so
passionately he smeared the makeup all across her face. She’d still be gorgeous
to him, it didn’t matter what she looked like or wore. His heart would pound at
the mention of her name anyway.
When
she made her way over to them she sunnily began her normal routine, “afternoon
gentlemen! Cheeseburgers and bottomless chili fries are the specials today. We
also got a 2 for 1 special running on milkshakes, whatever flavor ‘floats your
boat.’” She giggled at her own corny joke. “Can I get you your coffees to start
with Ray?” Her warm smile was fixed firmly on his.
He
stared at her lips.
His
mind drew a blank.
“Yeah…”
Said Red raising an eyebrow as he broke the awkward silence. “And the burger
combo sounds great sweet pea. We’ll take two orders.”
She
looked at Ray a moment longer, seeming to long for him to speak, she then
sighed almost unnoticeably to all but him and said, “be right back with those
coffees boys. Hope you’re hungry, fries’ll be right up!” She sauntered off,
swinging her hips, clearly striving for the attention of Ray.
And
he was the only idiot in the joint who didn’t see it.
Red
reached across the table when she disappeared into the kitchen and slapped him
playfully on the back of the head. “What are you doing man!? It’s the fourth
quarter! Get your head in the game!”
Another
one of Red’s quirks. Sports metaphors. Those Ray didn’t mind so much, at least
he understood them more than his obscure methodological approach to
obscenities. “I’m trying, she’s just…” He trailed off as he watched her
laughing at some unheard joke in the kitchen. He wished he could make her laugh
like that.
“Yeah,
she’s a knockout ya putz, now get on with it! Say something when she comes
back!”
“Like
what?”
“Fleece
and pies I have no idea?! Make it snazzy though, here she comes.”
They
went on like high school kids, it was hard to believe Ray was almost thirty and
Red was ten years older the way they bickered like children. Actually, it was
more like brothers. Their rivalry was more of sibling nature than anything
else. “I don’t know…I mean, I-“ She was standing next to the table.
“I…uh…I-I…”
He was drowning, he was waiting for the imaginary cane to reach out and yank
him off the stage; for someone to tell him this was a terrible joke and he was
not actually here in this moment making a complete fool of himself. “I…so…how
‘bout the new notebooks they got you guys. They’re pretty groovy huh?”
Smooth dipshit…real smooth.
As
she set the coffees down her smile faded and was replaced by confusion. She
shook her head, indicating she had no idea what he was talking about, then
looked down at the notebook in her apron. “Oh…oh! No, they aren’t new. I just wrapped mine with some Christmas
paper I had left over from last year.” She held up the Santa red notebook
proudly. The way the light struck it made it look as though it were glistening.
“Wow…creative!”
He was being sincere. She probably thought he was being sarcastic. She tucked
it back into her apron and readjusted a lock of her red hair behind her right
ear self-consciously with her long slender fingers. He noticed her nails
matched the color of her hair. Everything about her was just so perfectly put
together. She was the complete package.
And
he was completely defective at talking to women.
The
defective detective. Has a nice ring.
He thought bitterly.
Quickly
switching topics, “the burgers’ll be done in about fifteen minutes boys. Be
back with the fries soon.” She walked off, taking a few awkward and confused
glances over her shoulder at the humiliated detective sitting across the
pimp-cop in the blue suit. He dropped his head down into the table, hard,
causing the coffee to slosh around in the cups and some to dribble over the
edge down onto the table.
“Nice.”
Said Red. It took every ounce of self-control Red had in his body to keep from
splitting his side. “Absolutely brilliant.”
It
never got any easier.